Lizzie’s List 1/5/24

1) I don't know if Chris Christie is self aware enough to not make jokes like 'she would eat glass'- dude, you are making it way too easy:

2) Well, it's a step in the right direction...but also, Florida:

3) Um, not to be a jerk... but 1) Is it bad I never knew who Bill Ackman’s wife was (which Mazel, you must be a very tolerant woman) 2) I am not totally understanding the PR strategy here:

4) I could barely stand 15 year old boys when I was 15- I SERIOUSLY don't get how these women are somehow attracted to them. I have been given explanations, I just am always baffled:

5) I mean, if you are going to shoot dead your girlfriend in a steroid rage- without your prosthetic legs on... at least have your lawyers come up with a better forensic explanation... I have no idea why this story fascinates me, but I followed it pretty closely... I honestly don't know how I feel about him getting out: